The couples before the Internet

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I was born in a time without cell phones and social networks. My generation met potential partners in nightclubs, friend’s circles and social events. We talked with men faces to faces before dating. We know we will maybe kiss a frog, but never a ghost.

Recently I came back from a fantastic vacation. I checked my inbox and I saw messages from some unknown men on my Skype, Instagram, and Facebook. I never talked with those people and they are not on my friend list. I was wondering, how you dare to write me when we don’t know each other at all? The biggest surprise is their profiles, they are young (or they introduced themselves as young) and they should be at the beach to catch a sexy young ladies. Instead of this, they chose to annoy married women.

I have constructive ideas for them. Why don’t they wash dishes instead of their mothers, find some job or go swimming, just to taste real life? This is easier, try to get a woman without paying her drinks, without listening to her voice and to ask her to show nudity. One click and they think to watch a woman in the camera from their messy rooms. A lazy generation of jerks is not able to even to walk to the next door and ask a sweet girl for a date.

My mother and father were together while he was serving in the army. I came from ex Yugoslavia where the army had strong rules. The whole year my parents exchanged letters without seeing each other. They had no phone. For me, their love story is the most beautiful because of their devotion. Nowadays, guys open profile to show their oiled muscles and ask for a sex. That is cheap and so available. We women might choose between guys from 18-60. Who wants to see a dick, just make a call.

It is not all black so I pick for friends only people who are at distance at first sight. If a guy wants my friendship he must know that I have a limit. I am not rigid so I can talk with men, but they must have dignity. As much is ugly to see naked women who offer her services, it is also ugly to see a man who gives all on the plate. Next time, it will be another woman, so I cry from laughter when I see the fight on the internet. A woman said to me that a guy is hers. And I said since you are far away from him, how you date with him? Do you kiss computer while you fuck?

As I said I was born before the internet. Also, I know every trap on the internet because I was curious to see new rules of the game. I have a circle of respectable friends who are able to talk about policy, art, philosophy. What is funny, a woman should not feel ashamed when the guy wrote a dirty message, because he is embarrassing himself. Unless woman did not ask for this, the guy is in a lame position. Offer your dick to thousand women must be very disappointing while many women will insult him. It remains me on a guy who showed his bolls in the train, while I was traveling. He was hidden in the toilet and women were running from him. Why would cyber guys get better treatment?

 

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4 thoughts on “The couples before the Internet

  1. This made me laugh and wince at the same time…totally agree with you.

    I am not in the least bit prudish but receiving a photo of a men bits does nothing for me, it is what they do with them in real life when it matters, after all lol. I get men are usually more visually inclined than women and that photos sent the other way often are welcomed but…well, maybe I am old fashioned but I prefer to DO not think and imagine *smiles*

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