Invisible escort

Snap, he broke up with you. You got  hard kick, and now your place is on the floor. This cold shower will not hit just your heart, it will affects to your ego, and after this you are victim of bad jokes or condolences. What is worse, that someone feel sorry for you, or that others laugh to you? Imagine when you are invited at wedding, and you recently broke relation. Now , all relatives are quick to find you perfect match. Then, you are surrounded by ugly friends, clumsy cousins or randomly picked strangers. They are your escort for wedding party, what a waste! In this situation, you are not in the mood even to talk with someone, and now you are forced to dance and celebrate other’s happiness. 

New year’s Eve, Christmas, Valentine’s day, birthdays and weddings, that are all situation where you will need suitable match. If you are single, everyone will feel obligation to make you company, and this is green light for all desperate men to approach you, even you would like to kill them all. So, pressure is high, and what will you do?

Now is time for your defiance. Show them all who you are , that you still rule with your life, even this jerk left you. 

When Shane split with Barbara, it was the end of the world in their small city. They were together for a decade and it was unpleasant surprise for her parents. Her mother loved Shane, as her own son. Even worse, her younger sister had wedding, and everyone expected that Shane will appear there, but he broke up few days before. Barbara was crying, but she did not want to spoil party to her sister. So she went to hairdresser, she bought new clothes and little bottle of vodka. She was little drunk at wedding, but with smile on the face. She did not want to dance, and after she rejected few pests, she felt better. At the end, everyone around the table laughed on her jokes. She caught flower bunch, with words : “I am next, after i get sober.”

Every person is different, so we will accept defeats with various reactions. Sometimes, when you have no escort for promotion, wedding or any kind of celebration , you are ready to do everything, just to save your ego and pride.

What can single women do, when they need escort for important event?

Call your handsome cousin to make you company.

If you have brother, ask him to go with you.

For sure you have neighbor who is silently suffering for you? He is good candidate too.

Your colleague from work is also not bad choice.

You can ask your best friend and her boyfriend to go with you. If that friend have trust in you, she can “borrow” you her boyfriend, for this occasion. For sure, it will not be like in movie “Carrie.”

There is no bigger despair when everyone stare in you, because you are alone in place where everyone have their company. 

Now you will be envious even to women with ugly husbands, because they are not alone. You look perfect, you have expensive clothes, but chair next to you is empty. Now, that annoying bastard, who is also alone, wish to sit next to you. Look at him,  his teeth are black, he smells as garbage box or his jokes are so bad that you wish to cry. 

If nothing else works out, you can tell everyone that you are sick. Now is time that you suddenly get cold, your body temperature is high and you even start to sneeze. Yes, you need to go home, and you don’t want that nobody follows you. Another time you will have fun for sure, isn’t it?

The point is, even you have no escort, you are not alone. Your pride, dignity and honor are still with you. They are invisible, but they are the best convoy you can even meet. 

Happiness in your wallet

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Do you feel lucky? That would be famous  Dirty Harry’s words when he is in the action.  

Luck is symbol of addiction if you gamble. In casino, when people want to make their day the main challenge is roulette or slot machines. This is not Las Vegas, in my city is just small gambling hall with few waitresses and free candies on the desk. In fact, candies are expensive when you lose money on gambling. It won’t stop you to try and if you win something, bunch of tramps will surround you to please their curiosity. Gambling is still taboo there, by meaning that only people with psychological problems go in casino. No matter do you have debts or you just have fun, somehow people will stare at you as you are an alien, especially if you are woman. As i saw in one western movie : “only bad girls gamble and drink. “

I hate crowd and when nervous jerk sits near me. That old man hit his machine like it will spit money. I wonder what security do here, just standing? I can’t focus on mine game, he is almost screaming why he lost. Who knows, maybe he spent last money. In every casino are warnings about that addiction, invitation for special help if you need, for those who lose everything. Still, i see many people in retirement who wants to push luck. If you want to have fun and if you have self control, go ahead.


You might be player on tournament and try to win the highest score. Ladies have special treatment in some occasions. Free tickets, free drinks for those who are first time there, will you try? This kind of addiction cannot ruin your health as nicotine or alcohol, but it can make you obsessed. When you want more and more and you cannot stop. When you owe money to many people and some of them are not in so good mood and they are waiting in the corner to get their money on some other ways. If you depend on lucky star, you are in trouble. If that is just your hobby, hope you have control over your money.

Lovely waitress will invite you to free drink, personal stuff will explain you rules and you are guest in the world of fantasy. Do you play role of winner or loser, it depends on you. Happiness is in your wallet, or you get out with empty pockets.

Call me when you are sober


Look at the bottom of your glass and you will see your feelings . No matter did you cry, yell or smile when you are drunk, that emotions are exaggerated. If you wish to say something important to your beloved people, better delay this for sober time.

Your emotions are not clear during drinking . If you like someone, you will say i love you. If you can’t stand person, you will say i hate you. If you wanted to say something in four eyes, you will say this in front of audience and this will be very unpleasant.

Promises and excuses are not real in drunk condition. You can promise space ship under the influence of alcohol, and next day you will not remember or your memory will be filled by regret. Why did you say this and how to deny? Blame your glass of vodka, wine or beer, because fluid talks in many nasty ways.

Top list of things you should not do or say drunk:

1. promise to get marry with someone

2. making love until you are drunk

3. say someone i love you or i miss you if that is not true

4. admit your private secret that you cheated partner or anything similar

5. say someone that you want him just because you are drunk and your libido is high

6. make a deal for date even you don’t want this

7. call someone, send sms or update status about your relation

There are jokes about beauty, so every person will be beautiful in the curtain of alcohol. Your misty mind and blurry eyes will make love with siren, and in reality you don’t even like that girl. Disappointment comes out in sober time. So, you slept with him? You gave your phone number to stranger and now you can’t get rid of him? How to clear consequences of your act? How to explain that you did not mean serious?

Other side could be hurt. Now this girl thinks that you love her, because you said what she wanted to hear. This guy thinks that you will be in relation with him, but you just wanted to be nice and kind.

Shirley and Ben met in the night club until she was drunk, and place had weak electric current. He was fascinated my her, and she let him to kiss her. Other day she went on date. The light of day discovered secret, Ben was without few teeth, and his face was full of pimples. She found excuses to reject his next offers for dating. Indeed she felt sickness, how could she kiss him? Too much booze, and he was prince, but next day she met with frog. Ben was sad and disappointed because he felt like he won at lottery, and then cold shower washed him in few minutes, when she said she must go home.

When you make a toast, when you are celebrating , you can say what you feel, without involving anyone in sweet traps of promises. That promises are not yours, they escaped from your mouth together with drops of alcohol.