How many women cheats with makeup?

Woman’s  face is space for painting, for those who are not satisfied by their natural look. Fake lashes, mascara, lipstick and all cosmetic tricks will make you awesome, as your role models in magazine. All right, i am kidding, probably you love yourself and you don’t want to ruin your face with too much makeup. What if you have perfect makeup and you lose man because he saw you without this, in your natural edition, when you did not expect this?

In Algeria man started court trial based on this subject. Day after wedding, man wants verdict about his marriage, as it never existed because he is victim of fraud. He said, this marriage is not valid, because he saw his wife first time without makeup and that person is very different from glamorous woman as he knew. People around world at forums judged him as jerk and make pity about poor woman, who found this creature. He will throw her away, because he could not stand to see her face without makeup? Indeed, he is a jerk. He is superficial and from his statement everyone can see that only outside look matters to him. Neither character, neither brain. Also, he wants big money for compensation, 20.000 dollars because he is in state of shock.

On other hand, what kind of woman will get marry with secret, about how she really looks like? Your man must know you very good before you sign your legal papers. Without fake condolence, what was she thinking, that she will lay to bed with mascara and bunch of powder on her face, make shower with lipstick on her lips and draw eyeliner in early breakfast time, before her husband wakes up?

One of men fears are artificial women. Women with face full of colors , where her eyes drawn in new model of Max factor mascara, or her lips are similar to fish because she discovered Maybeline ( or maybe she was born with this, you can imagine) . In next nightmare that woman take off her high heels, push up bra and wash her face, so when man sees this natural creature he runs away. Wow, girls, let’s admit, who did not use some trick to seduce guy? Well, men are not stupid and you will not always have a chance to be colored doll in front of him.

I met my husband in summer and after two weeks we went to river, on swimming. He saw my face as it is, and he did not complaint. I had eye bags cause i was tired from Saturday night, but i did not use nothing to fix that. It was early phase of our relation and kind of test, will he like me without makeup? He said that i don’t need it, because i am better natural. Then i said that i use it only for evening parties, when i will have elegant clothes. In fact i am really allergic on mascara, my eyes can’t stand this and when i use makeup i prefer something more natural.

I can count women fears, especially of those who are insecure in their beauty.

“He will saw me without makeup and i am done with him. “

“I look so ordinary without my colors on face. “

” My eyes are small, my lips are thin and my face looks to white. I have pimples, how to cover this?”

Bunch of fashion blogs are based on women fears, with advises how to fix errors of mother nature and how to hide imperfections. Well, nobody said that you must be dirty and that your bad hair day  is your advantage. Bad teeth are also not charming weapon. There are some situations, as business meetings, parties or dinners when you will put makeup because it looks more appropriate.

Makeup is an addition, not way of life and you can’t use it as tooth brush. Just, try to be more yourself, because men don’t tolerate  lies. As one my friend said: “I saw this girl, her face had more plaster than my house. ”

As much some men are superficial, some women feed them with false impressions. How could he knows who are you if he never saw you without makeup or if you run in bathroom for lipstick every time when you wake up?

What this poor woman at the beginning of story can expect? She did not take a risk to show her face so her husband brought extreme decision. Next time, she will throw her cosmetic purse in trash bin.



Intruder in my movie – which things irritate you the most in cinemas?


I am big fan of movies. Even nowadays is popular to download movie from internet and watch it at home, cinema will be always my first choice. What happens in big screen, with special sound is incomparable with movie at home.

Every summer in my city, in Croatia is kind of event, summer movie. People watch popular films under stars, near river and in old castle with improvised screen. Take popcorn, drink beer and enjoy.

Sounds great, isn’t it? What can be more enjoyable than fresh air, sky in evening full of stars, full moon and partner next to you? Even if you hide beer in purse, as me , to complete your impression. That movie , Danish “Message in the bottle” was independent production and very exciting. As i love thrillers , indeed it was my favorite.

So, i was totally dedicated, stare in screen and suddenly felt kick in my butt. Woman behind me used my chair to put her feet, as she is watching movie in her own room. I turned on and look at in her face, in hope she will understand my grumpy hint. Few minutes later, her feet was again touching my butt. I had dress and her shoe was not welcome anyway, so i got furious, moved my chair in forward.

At the end of movie, i felt her feet again. Now, it was enough. I said her : “Why you hold your legs on my chair whole movie?” She replied: “You should tell me that it disturbs you. ” I said : ” Smart person understand hint. Did i move chair? It is matter of personal culture. ” Her friends started to laugh, and she laughed with them, so i said, with higher tone : “Fuck of. ” I was ready to slap her, and my husband waited what i will do. They became quiet. Suddenly, silence prevails. I took my purse, stand up as lady and get out from cinema . Peasant woman and her squad did not follow me.


That made me thinking, which are the most irritating things in cinema?

Chewing during movie.

Some people bring whole meals , ready to eat and chew loudly while movie is on. Gosh, you should eat at home.

Talking on phone during movie.

Suddenly person behind me got important call. I hear “I watch movie, i will come later”, so loud, as person is alone. And conversation continue 10 minutes after.

Horny couples on visible seats.

So called love seats are in the middle, me and husband would never take such seats because they are just red, not private.

Talking about movie content in forward.

Some people watch some movie twice and talk about content. I would strangle them.

Farting and laughing loud.

Yes, some people have no manners. As they are main stars in cinema, in some freak show.

Pushing chair with legs, as they want to lay down and make bed over .

Children’s cry.

Ok, if you take your kid with you, make him quiet or show him movie at home. Screaming is not what i want to hear while i am watching movie.

Bunch of garbage under chair. 

Some people are able to left gum on your seat and you can sit on it . Have fun.

Got late on movie so you ask your sit while movie started half hour ago.

Don’t be surprised if someone send you to hell and back.

Also, don’t do to others things which you don’t want that others do to you. Human’s selfishness is familiar on such kind of events.  Such event could turn on into nightmare in your own direction.

Invisible escort

Snap, he broke up with you. You got  hard kick, and now your place is on the floor. This cold shower will not hit just your heart, it will affects to your ego, and after this you are victim of bad jokes or condolences. What is worse, that someone feel sorry for you, or that others laugh to you? Imagine when you are invited at wedding, and you recently broke relation. Now , all relatives are quick to find you perfect match. Then, you are surrounded by ugly friends, clumsy cousins or randomly picked strangers. They are your escort for wedding party, what a waste! In this situation, you are not in the mood even to talk with someone, and now you are forced to dance and celebrate other’s happiness. 

New year’s Eve, Christmas, Valentine’s day, birthdays and weddings, that are all situation where you will need suitable match. If you are single, everyone will feel obligation to make you company, and this is green light for all desperate men to approach you, even you would like to kill them all. So, pressure is high, and what will you do?

Now is time for your defiance. Show them all who you are , that you still rule with your life, even this jerk left you. 

When Shane split with Barbara, it was the end of the world in their small city. They were together for a decade and it was unpleasant surprise for her parents. Her mother loved Shane, as her own son. Even worse, her younger sister had wedding, and everyone expected that Shane will appear there, but he broke up few days before. Barbara was crying, but she did not want to spoil party to her sister. So she went to hairdresser, she bought new clothes and little bottle of vodka. She was little drunk at wedding, but with smile on the face. She did not want to dance, and after she rejected few pests, she felt better. At the end, everyone around the table laughed on her jokes. She caught flower bunch, with words : “I am next, after i get sober.”

Every person is different, so we will accept defeats with various reactions. Sometimes, when you have no escort for promotion, wedding or any kind of celebration , you are ready to do everything, just to save your ego and pride.

What can single women do, when they need escort for important event?

Call your handsome cousin to make you company.

If you have brother, ask him to go with you.

For sure you have neighbor who is silently suffering for you? He is good candidate too.

Your colleague from work is also not bad choice.

You can ask your best friend and her boyfriend to go with you. If that friend have trust in you, she can “borrow” you her boyfriend, for this occasion. For sure, it will not be like in movie “Carrie.”

There is no bigger despair when everyone stare in you, because you are alone in place where everyone have their company. 

Now you will be envious even to women with ugly husbands, because they are not alone. You look perfect, you have expensive clothes, but chair next to you is empty. Now, that annoying bastard, who is also alone, wish to sit next to you. Look at him,  his teeth are black, he smells as garbage box or his jokes are so bad that you wish to cry. 

If nothing else works out, you can tell everyone that you are sick. Now is time that you suddenly get cold, your body temperature is high and you even start to sneeze. Yes, you need to go home, and you don’t want that nobody follows you. Another time you will have fun for sure, isn’t it?

The point is, even you have no escort, you are not alone. Your pride, dignity and honor are still with you. They are invisible, but they are the best convoy you can even meet. 

Happiness in your wallet

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Do you feel lucky? That would be famous  Dirty Harry’s words when he is in the action.  

Luck is symbol of addiction if you gamble. In casino, when people want to make their day the main challenge is roulette or slot machines. This is not Las Vegas, in my city is just small gambling hall with few waitresses and free candies on the desk. In fact, candies are expensive when you lose money on gambling. It won’t stop you to try and if you win something, bunch of tramps will surround you to please their curiosity. Gambling is still taboo there, by meaning that only people with psychological problems go in casino. No matter do you have debts or you just have fun, somehow people will stare at you as you are an alien, especially if you are woman. As i saw in one western movie : “only bad girls gamble and drink. “

I hate crowd and when nervous jerk sits near me. That old man hit his machine like it will spit money. I wonder what security do here, just standing? I can’t focus on mine game, he is almost screaming why he lost. Who knows, maybe he spent last money. In every casino are warnings about that addiction, invitation for special help if you need, for those who lose everything. Still, i see many people in retirement who wants to push luck. If you want to have fun and if you have self control, go ahead.


You might be player on tournament and try to win the highest score. Ladies have special treatment in some occasions. Free tickets, free drinks for those who are first time there, will you try? This kind of addiction cannot ruin your health as nicotine or alcohol, but it can make you obsessed. When you want more and more and you cannot stop. When you owe money to many people and some of them are not in so good mood and they are waiting in the corner to get their money on some other ways. If you depend on lucky star, you are in trouble. If that is just your hobby, hope you have control over your money.

Lovely waitress will invite you to free drink, personal stuff will explain you rules and you are guest in the world of fantasy. Do you play role of winner or loser, it depends on you. Happiness is in your wallet, or you get out with empty pockets.

Call me when you are sober


Look at the bottom of your glass and you will see your feelings . No matter did you cry, yell or smile when you are drunk, that emotions are exaggerated. If you wish to say something important to your beloved people, better delay this for sober time.

Your emotions are not clear during drinking . If you like someone, you will say i love you. If you can’t stand person, you will say i hate you. If you wanted to say something in four eyes, you will say this in front of audience and this will be very unpleasant.

Promises and excuses are not real in drunk condition. You can promise space ship under the influence of alcohol, and next day you will not remember or your memory will be filled by regret. Why did you say this and how to deny? Blame your glass of vodka, wine or beer, because fluid talks in many nasty ways.

Top list of things you should not do or say drunk:

1. promise to get marry with someone

2. making love until you are drunk

3. say someone i love you or i miss you if that is not true

4. admit your private secret that you cheated partner or anything similar

5. say someone that you want him just because you are drunk and your libido is high

6. make a deal for date even you don’t want this

7. call someone, send sms or update status about your relation

There are jokes about beauty, so every person will be beautiful in the curtain of alcohol. Your misty mind and blurry eyes will make love with siren, and in reality you don’t even like that girl. Disappointment comes out in sober time. So, you slept with him? You gave your phone number to stranger and now you can’t get rid of him? How to clear consequences of your act? How to explain that you did not mean serious?

Other side could be hurt. Now this girl thinks that you love her, because you said what she wanted to hear. This guy thinks that you will be in relation with him, but you just wanted to be nice and kind.

Shirley and Ben met in the night club until she was drunk, and place had weak electric current. He was fascinated my her, and she let him to kiss her. Other day she went on date. The light of day discovered secret, Ben was without few teeth, and his face was full of pimples. She found excuses to reject his next offers for dating. Indeed she felt sickness, how could she kiss him? Too much booze, and he was prince, but next day she met with frog. Ben was sad and disappointed because he felt like he won at lottery, and then cold shower washed him in few minutes, when she said she must go home.

When you make a toast, when you are celebrating , you can say what you feel, without involving anyone in sweet traps of promises. That promises are not yours, they escaped from your mouth together with drops of alcohol.