In the name of tradition


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Passion is wild connection between two people who like each other. This is something hard to control and we can’t explain why we like particular person so much. Glimpse of his eye, the way how she is smiling, her lips, his hands, sexy voice and sparks are in the air. Passion doesn’t know for time and place, and when libido run over limits, we can ask for only one question :”Where?”

If you are flexible and not so picky, open air will be one of the option for making love. In summer time every river, lake, meadow or forest are good places for sex. Take a blanket  if you want to be in forest because insects and rocks will be your big obstacle. Spray against mosquitoes is also very welcome and you can go in your hot adventure.

Except of insects, unknown visitors and chance to be ashamed, you can also meet policeman. The Law of order in Croatia has money penalization for sex on open air, so accord new updates you will pay 700 euro for your pleasure. It is absurd that you will pay more for sex on public place, than if you slap a woman. If you slap woman and she report you , money penalty will be about 300 euro. It sounds ridiculous that abusing woman is smaller criminal act than sex at public place. Obviously, moral is more important than woman dignity. What can make woman humiliated, situation where she is in flagranti with her lover, for example in the beach , in hot summer night after night swimming, when both decide to make love ? Or, situation when guy slap his woman in front of the people? Because she deserved, as would small minded people say?

Public order is not just censure of naked bodies or forbidden sex on the beach.

This is just a superficial way to protect traditional values. Just, here is something forgotten. Many women in Croatia are abused, accord statistic every third woman, but nobody got an idea to collect signatures for referendum. Speaking of this, recently 65.87 % Croatian people in referendum voted for marriage as community just for man and woman, because some people were in panic of gay or lesbian love. One more time traditional values were attacked, because of sacred marriage. People forgot, what kind of marriage is community where husband beats his wife? The main thing was, traditional framework must be saved.

Sometimes, public order is as shit wrapped in golden paper. You are impressed with shinny envelope, and when you open it still stinks. 

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Hamburger made in Croatia

Have you ever been tourist in Lake Plitivice? That is beautiful place in Croatia which i visited three times. Croatian pearl of nature is full of waterfalls and green – blue water looks as in fairy tale. Also you can breath fresh air with full lungs. Lake Plitivice is favorite destination of Asian tourists, who will not mind to enter into not so comfortable bus, just to see this miracle.

These days one man got hungry and ordered hamburger. He got meat between two slice of bread, with salad and tomato. He was bitter because it cost about 4 euro, and that photo appeared on social network, as warning for Croatian tourism. People say that is disgrace, how tourists are robbed by this price.

Yes, hamburger should have rolls, ketchup and bigger piece of meat, but that is not the point. If anyone think that you will pass cheaper in other countries, that is a lie. Just, touristic agency from other countries will not apologize, people will not make scandal as here in Croatia. Why should we apologize because someone spend 4 euro on hamburger? During my journey in Vienna, i bought bag for 4 euros, because salesman offered me ecologic bag, not ordinary. I ordered cappuccino for 4 euros. When i was in Gardaland, Italy, i was drinking small beer for 4 euros and eating small slice of pizza for the same money. Their touristic offer is expensive, but people don’t cry on social networks. 

Also, did Mc’ Donalds make apologies for their food, even every day we see horrible stories what is inside hamburgers and chicken nuggets? Tragedy is not in this hamburger, tragedy is in lack of courage and creativity. Why you can’t introduce this hamburger as domestic food, made in fresh air, not in industrial centers from where tourists came? Also, if you go on the trip, will you go to eat hamburger or to see nature wealth? 

If you are hungry, you will take a sandwich with you, or buy anything to eat, without expectations that you will not spend some money. It is not the same when you eat hamburger in coffee bar next to your house or when you eat this in some touristic area. How much you spent on coffee near sea? The most cheapest trip is near television at home. Take your remote control and watch “National geographic. ” Then make your own hamburger accord your taste.

Caterers are in panic because this hamburger looks like a joke. Good entrepreneur would take an advantage from this photo, to make joke or good marketing. Successful businessman will turn shit into gold, and others will pay from this. Poor minds will apologize and make shit from gold. Attack is the best defense, so why not to find this unsatisfied customer and send him box of hamburgers, not to get hungry next time.